Original paper for this tape only. Not a frame from the show, and not somebody else's picture.

Season 11

Cartman Sucks

S11E0250% hitSchool

March 14, 2007 · Focus: Cartman

Listen, the machine is already mad. A cruel photo dare and a parent's panic run on parallel tracks toward a camp that should not exist.

The picture is losing itHolding still

Listen, the machine is already mad. A cruel photo dare and a parent's panic run on parallel tracks toward a camp that should not exist.

School. Play sends the paper cutouts through a different gag every press. Stop drops it.

The printed calls

Scored against what aired. The wild card is allowed to be wrong and it will be dramatic about it.

plotPartialConfidence 70

By the town meeting the cabinet is foaming: a cruel photo dare and a parent's panic run on parallel tracks toward a camp that should not exist.

The spirit of "Cartman Sucks" showed up. The extra flourish face-planted.

characterPartialConfidence 67

Put Cartman in the worst seat in the house and the plot of "Cartman Sucks" will sit down beside them.

The spirit of "Cartman Sucks" showed up. The extra flourish face-planted.

gagHitConfidence 86

The laugh S11E02 is small, mean, and losing its mind. The photo is treated like contraband and comedy at once.

The cabinet shrieked the shape of S11E02. The tape, rudely, agreed.

musicalMissConfidence 31

"Cartman Sucks" will close on an original showstopper about a meeting that will not adjourn. It will not.

"Cartman Sucks" went another direction. This ticket goes in the miss drawer, loudly.

Threading this tape into the theater. The sprockets are unhappy.