The ledger

A polite autopsy of every call

Swear jarclean

cleandamnhellshitfuck it

A hit is a full point. A partial is half. A miss stays on the page so the cabinet cannot hide it. Calls that have not scored yet are listed too. They do not pad the average. Speculative hunches stay off this ledger.

How often the cabinet was right

62% hit

Hits count full. Partials count half. Unscored calls stay on the list and out of the average.

Times it actually nailed it

643

The cabinet gets to smirk and it will.

Half-credit hissy fits

398

Right town, wrong street, full volume.

The burn pile

309

Every miss is still on the ledger.

Not scored yet

Pending calls and tapes that have not aired.

Season 1

69% hit

13 episodes · 30 hits · 12 partials · 10 misses · 0 not scored

Season 2

63% hit

18 episodes · 35 hits · 21 partials · 16 misses · 0 not scored

Season 3

61% hit

17 episodes · 30 hits · 23 partials · 15 misses · 0 not scored

Season 4

66% hit

17 episodes · 37 hits · 16 partials · 15 misses · 0 not scored

Season 5

61% hit

14 episodes · 26 hits · 16 partials · 14 misses · 0 not scored

Season 6

63% hit

17 episodes · 33 hits · 19 partials · 16 misses · 0 not scored

Season 7

67% hit

15 episodes · 31 hits · 18 partials · 11 misses · 0 not scored

Season 8

57% hit

14 episodes · 21 hits · 22 partials · 13 misses · 0 not scored

Season 9

62% hit

14 episodes · 25 hits · 19 partials · 12 misses · 0 not scored

Season 10

59% hit

14 episodes · 24 hits · 18 partials · 14 misses · 0 not scored

Season 11

61% hit

14 episodes · 25 hits · 18 partials · 13 misses · 0 not scored

Season 12

63% hit

14 episodes · 27 hits · 17 partials · 12 misses · 0 not scored

Season 13

63% hit

14 episodes · 27 hits · 16 partials · 13 misses · 0 not scored

Season 14

58% hit

14 episodes · 23 hits · 19 partials · 14 misses · 0 not scored

Season 15

63% hit

14 episodes · 27 hits · 16 partials · 13 misses · 0 not scored

Season 16

61% hit

14 episodes · 26 hits · 16 partials · 14 misses · 0 not scored

Season 17

63% hit

10 episodes · 20 hits · 10 partials · 10 misses · 0 not scored

Season 18

64% hit

10 episodes · 20 hits · 11 partials · 9 misses · 0 not scored

Season 19

61% hit

10 episodes · 19 hits · 11 partials · 10 misses · 0 not scored

Season 20

57% hit

10 episodes · 16 hits · 14 partials · 10 misses · 0 not scored

Season 21

60% hit

10 episodes · 18 hits · 12 partials · 10 misses · 0 not scored

Season 22

60% hit

10 episodes · 18 hits · 12 partials · 10 misses · 0 not scored

Season 23

64% hit

10 episodes · 20 hits · 11 partials · 9 misses · 0 not scored

Season 25

63% hit

6 episodes · 12 hits · 6 partials · 6 misses · 0 not scored

Season 26

63% hit

6 episodes · 11 hits · 8 partials · 5 misses · 0 not scored

Season 27

63% hit

5 episodes · 7 hits · 6 partials · 3 misses · 4 not scored

Season 28

66% hit

5 episodes · 8 hits · 5 partials · 3 misses · 4 not scored

Season 29

75% hit

6 episodes · 1 hits · 1 partials · 0 misses · 22 not scored

1999 movie

100% hit

4 hits · 0 partials · 0 misses · 0 not scored

Specials

68% hit

9 specials · 22 hits · 5 partials · 9 misses · 0 not scored

Every tape, including the ugly ones

335 series episodes, the movie, and 9 specials. A miss stays printed. A call with no score yet stays printed too.

Season 1

S01E01Cartman Gets an Anal ProbeSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S01E02VolcanoSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S01E03Weight Gain 4000Series episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
S01E04Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat RideSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S01E05An Elephant Makes Love to a PigSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S01E06DeathSeries episode
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S01E07PinkeyeSeries episode
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S01E08Starvin' MarvinSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S01E09Mr. Hankey, the Christmas PooSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
S01E10DamienSeries episode
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S01E11Tom's RhinoplastySeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S01E12Mecha-StreisandSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
S01E13Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty SlutSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss

Season 2

S02E01Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My AnusSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
- Hit
S02E02Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty SlutSeries episode
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S02E03Ike's Wee WeeSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S02E04ChickenloverSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S02E05Conjoined Fetus LadySeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S02E06The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri LankaSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S02E07City on the Edge of ForeverSeries episode
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S02E08Summer SucksSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S02E09Chef's Chocolate Salty BallsSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
S02E10ChickenpoxSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S02E11Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty FoodsSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S02E12ClubhousesSeries episode
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S02E13Cow DaysSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S02E14Chef AidSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
S02E15SpookyfishSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S02E16Merry Christmas, Charlie Manson!Series episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S02E17GnomesSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S02E18Prehistoric Ice ManSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss

Season 3

S03E01Rainforest ShmainforestSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Partial
- Miss
S03E02Spontaneous CombustionSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S03E03SuccubusSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S03E04JakovasaursSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S03E05Tweek vs. CraigSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S03E06Sexual Harassment PandaSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S03E07Cat OrgySeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S03E08Two Guys Naked in a Hot TubSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S03E09JewbileeSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S03E10Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost MysterySeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
S03E11ChinpokomonSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S03E12Hooked on Monkey FonicsSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S03E13Starvin' Marvin in SpaceSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S03E14The Red Badge of GaynessSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S03E15Mr. Hankey's Christmas ClassicsSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
S03E16Are You There God? It's Me, JesusSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S03E17World Wide Recorder ConcertSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Partial
- Miss

Season 4

S04E01The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000Series episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S04E02Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000Series episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S04E03Timmy 2000Series episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S04E04Quintuplets 2000Series episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S04E05Cartman Joins NAMBLASeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S04E06Cherokee Hair TamponsSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S04E07Chef Goes NannersSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S04E08Something You Can Do with Your FingerSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
S04E09Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?Series episode
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S04E10ProbablySeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S04E11Fourth GradeSeries episode
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S04E12Trapper KeeperSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S04E13Helen Keller! The MusicalSeries episode
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
S04E14PipSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S04E15Fat CampSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S04E16The Wacky Molestation AdventureSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S04E17A Very Crappy ChristmasSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Partial
- Miss

Season 5

S05E01It Hits the FanSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Partial
- Miss
S05E02Cripple FightSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S05E03Super Best FriendsSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S05E04Scott Tenorman Must DieSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S05E05Terrance and Phillip: Behind the BlowSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S05E06CartmanlandSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S05E07Proper Condom UseSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S05E08TowelieSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S05E09Osama bin Laden Has Farty PantsSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S05E10How to Eat with Your ButtSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S05E11The EntitySeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S05E12Here Comes the NeighborhoodSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S05E13Kenny DiesSeries episode
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S05E14Butters' Very Own EpisodeSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Partial
- Miss

Season 6

S06E01Jared Has AidesSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Partial
- Miss
S06E02AsspenSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S06E03Freak StrikeSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S06E04Fun with VealSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S06E05The New Terrance and Phillip Movie TrailerSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S06E06Professor ChaosSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S06E07Simpsons Already Did ItSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S06E08Red Hot Catholic LoveSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S06E09Free HatSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S06E10Bebe's Boobs Destroy SocietySeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S06E11Child Abduction Is Not FunnySeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S06E12A Ladder to HeavenSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S06E13The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two TowersSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S06E14The Death Camp of ToleranceSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S06E15The Biggest Douche in the UniverseSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
S06E16My Future Self 'n' MeSeries episode
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S06E17Red Sleigh DownSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss

Season 7

S07E01CancelledSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S07E02Krazy KripplesSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S07E03Toilet PaperSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S07E04I'm a Little Bit CountrySeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
S07E05Fat Butt and Pancake HeadSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Partial
S07E06Lil' Crime StoppersSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S07E07Red Man's GreedSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S07E08South Park Is GaySeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S07E09Christian Rock HardSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
S07E10Grey DawnSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S07E11Casa BonitaSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S07E12All About MormonsSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S07E13Butt OutSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S07E14RaisinsSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S07E15It's Christmas in CanadaSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Partial

Season 8

S08E01Good Times with WeaponsSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Partial
- Miss
S08E02Up the Down SteroidSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S08E03The Passion of the JewSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S08E04You Got F'd in the ASeries episode
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S08E05Awesom-OSeries episode
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S08E06The JeffersonsSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S08E07GoobacksSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S08E08Douche and TurdSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S08E09Something Wall-Mart This Way ComesSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S08E10Pre-SchoolSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S08E11Quest for RatingsSeries episode
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S08E12Stupid Spoiled Whore Video PlaysetSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S08E13Cartman's Incredible GiftSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S08E14Woodland Critter ChristmasSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Partial

Season 9

S09E01Mr. Garrison's Fancy New VaginaSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Partial
- Miss
S09E02Die Hippie, DieSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S09E03WingSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
S09E04Best Friends ForeverSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S09E05The Losing EdgeSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S09E06The Death of Eric CartmanSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S09E07Erection DaySeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S09E08Two Days Before the Day After TomorrowSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S09E09MarjorineSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S09E10Follow That Egg!Series episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S09E11Ginger KidsSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S09E12Trapped in the ClosetSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
S09E13Free WillzyxSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S09E14Bloody MarySeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss

Season 10

S10E01The Return of ChefSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Partial
- Miss
S10E02Smug Alert!Series episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S10E03Cartoon Wars Part ISeries episode
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S10E04Cartoon Wars Part IISeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S10E05A Million Little FibersSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S10E06ManBearPigSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S10E07TsstSeries episode
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S10E08Make Love, Not WarcraftSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S10E09Mystery of the Urinal DeuceSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S10E10Miss Teacher Bangs a BoySeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S10E11Hell on Earth 2006Series episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S10E12Go God GoSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S10E13Go God Go XIISeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S10E14Stanley's CupSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Partial
- Miss

Season 11

S11E01With Apologies to Jesse JacksonSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Partial
- Miss
S11E02Cartman SucksSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S11E03Lice CapadesSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S11E04The SnukeSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S11E05Fantastic Easter SpecialSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S11E06D-Yikes!Series episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S11E07Night of the Living HomelessSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S11E08Le Petit TouretteSeries episode
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S11E09More CrapSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S11E10Imaginationland Episode ISeries episode
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S11E11Imaginationland Episode IISeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S11E12Imaginationland Episode IIISeries episode
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S11E13Guitar Queer-OSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
S11E14The ListSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss

Season 12

S12E01Tonsil TroubleSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Partial
- Miss
S12E02Britney's New LookSeries episode
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
- Partial
S12E03Major BoobageSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S12E04Canada on StrikeSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S12E05Eek, a Penis!Series episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S12E06Over LoggingSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S12E07Super Fun TimeSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S12E08The China ProbremSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S12E09Breast Cancer Show EverSeries episode
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S12E10PandemicSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S12E11Pandemic 2: The StartlingSeries episode
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S12E12About Last Night...Series episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S12E13Elementary School MusicalSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
S12E14The UngroundableSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss

Season 13

S13E01The RingSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S13E02The CoonSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S13E03MargaritavilleSeries episode
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S13E04Eat, Pray, QueefSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S13E05FishsticksSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Partial
S13E06Pinewood DerbySeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S13E07FatbeardSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S13E08Dead CelebritiesSeries episode
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S13E09Butters' Bottom BitchSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S13E10W.T.F.Series episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S13E11Whale WhoresSeries episode
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S13E12The F WordSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S13E13Dances with SmurfsSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S13E14PeeSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss

Season 14

S14E01Sexual HealingSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S14E02The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballsSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S14E03Medicinal Fried ChickenSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S14E04You Have 0 FriendsSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S14E05200Series episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S14E06201Series episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S14E07Crippled SummerSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S14E08Poor and StupidSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S14E09It's a Jersey ThingSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S14E10InsheeptionSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S14E11Coon 2: HindsightSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S14E12Mysterion RisesSeries episode
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S14E13Coon vs. Coon and FriendsSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S14E14Crème FraîcheSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss

Season 15

S15E01HumancentiPadSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S15E02FunnybotSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S15E03Royal PuddingSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S15E04T.M.I.Series episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S15E05Crack Baby Athletic AssociationSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S15E06City SushiSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S15E07You're Getting OldSeries episode
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S15E08Ass BurgersSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S15E09The Last of the MeheecansSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S15E10Bass to MouthSeries episode
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S15E11Broadway Bro DownSeries episode
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
S15E121%Series episode
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S15E13A History Channel ThanksgivingSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S15E14The Poor KidSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Partial
- Miss

Season 16

S16E01Reverse CowgirlSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S16E02Cash for GoldSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S16E03Faith HillingSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S16E04JewpacabraSeries episode
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S16E05ButterballsSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S16E06I Should Have Never Gone ZipliningSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S16E07Cartman Finds LoveSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S16E08SarcastaballSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S16E09Raising the BarSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S16E10InsecuritySeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S16E11Going NativeSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S16E12A Nightmare on FaceTimeSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S16E13A Scause for ApplauseSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S16E14Obama Wins!Series episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss

Season 17

S17E01Let Go, Let GovSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S17E02Informative Murder PornSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S17E03World War ZimmermanSeries episode
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S17E04Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the PosersSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S17E05Taming StrangeSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S17E06Ginger CowSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S17E07Black FridaySeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S17E08A Song of Ass and FireSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S17E09Titties and DragonsSeries episode
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S17E10The HobbitSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss

Season 18

S18E01Go Fund YourselfSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Partial
- Miss
S18E02Gluten Free EbolaSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S18E03The CissySeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S18E04HandicarSeries episode
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S18E05The Magic BushSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S18E06Freemium Isn't FreeSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S18E07Grounded VindaloopSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S18E08Cock MagicSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S18E09#REHASHSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S18E10#HappyHologramsSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Partial

Season 19

S19E01Stunning and BraveSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S19E02Where My Country Gone?Series episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S19E03The City Part of TownSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S19E04You're Not YelpingSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S19E05Safe SpaceSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S19E06Tweek x CraigSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S19E07Naughty NinjasSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S19E08Sponsored ContentSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S19E09Truth and AdvertisingSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S19E10PC Principal Final JusticeSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss

Season 20

S20E01Member BerriesSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S20E02Skank HuntSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S20E03The DamnedSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S20E04Wieners OutSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S20E05Douche and a DanishSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S20E06Fort CollinsSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S20E07Oh, JeezSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S20E08Members OnlySeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S20E09Not FunnySeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S20E10The End of Serialization as We Know ItSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss

Season 21

S21E01White People Renovating HousesSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Partial
- Miss
S21E02Put It DownSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S21E03Holiday SpecialSeries episode
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S21E04Franchise PrequelSeries episode
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S21E05Hummels & HeroinSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S21E06Sons a WitchesSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S21E07Doubling DownSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S21E08Moss PigletsSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S21E09Super Hard PCnessSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S21E10Splatty TomatoSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss

Season 22

S22E01Dead KidsSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S22E02A Boy and a PriestSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S22E03The Problem with a PooSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S22E04Tegridy FarmsSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S22E05The ScootsSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S22E06Time to Get CerealSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S22E07Nobody Got Cereal?Series episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S22E08Buddha BoxSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S22E09UnfulfilledSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S22E10Bike ParadeSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss

Season 23

S23E01Mexican JokerSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Partial
- Miss
S23E02Band in ChinaSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
S23E03Shots!!!Series episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S23E04Let Them Eat GooSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S23E05Tegridy Farms Halloween SpecialSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S23E06Season FinaleSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S23E07Board GirlsSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S23E08Turd BurglarsSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S23E09Basic CableSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S23E10Christmas SnowSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss

Season 25

S25E01Pajama DaySeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S25E02The Big FixSeries episode
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S25E03City PeopleSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S25E04Back to the Cold WarSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S25E05Help, My Teenager Hates Me!Series episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S25E06Credigree Weed St. Patrick's Day SpecialSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss

Season 26

S26E01Cupid YeSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S26E02The Worldwide Privacy TourSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Hit
S26E03Japanese ToiletSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S26E04Deep LearningSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S26E05DikinBaus Hot DogsSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S26E06Spring BreakSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Partial
- Miss

Season 27

S27E01Sermon on the 'MountSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Not scored
- Not scored
S27E02Got a NutSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S27E03SickofancySeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S27E04Wok Is DeadSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S27E05Conflict of InterestSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Not scored
- Not scored

Season 28

S28E01Twisted ChristianSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Not scored
- Not scored
S28E02The Woman in the HatSeries episode
- Partial
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S28E03Sora Not SorrySeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
S28E04Turkey TrotSeries episode
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S28E05The Crap OutSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Not scored
- Not scored

Season 29

S29E01South American Biker GangsSeries episode
- Hit
- Partial
- Not scored
- Not scored
S29E02Title not announcedSeries episode
- Not scored
- Not scored
- Not scored
- Not scored
S29E03Title not announcedSeries episode
- Not scored
- Not scored
- Not scored
- Not scored
S29E04Title not announcedSeries episode
- Not scored
- Not scored
- Not scored
- Not scored
S29E05Title not announcedSeries episode
- Not scored
- Not scored
- Not scored
- Not scored
S29E06Title not announcedSeries episode
- Not scored
- Not scored
- Not scored
- Not scored

The movie

MOVIESouth Park: Bigger, Longer & UncutMovie
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit

Specials

S24E01The Pandemic SpecialSpecial
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
S24E02South ParQ Vaccination SpecialSpecial
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
SP310South Park: Post COVIDSpecial
- Hit
- Hit
- Partial
- Miss
SP311South Park: Post COVID: The Return of COVIDSpecial
- Hit
- Hit
- Partial
- Miss
SP318South Park: The Streaming WarsSpecial
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
SP319South Park: The Streaming Wars Part 2Special
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss
SP326South Park: Joining the PanderverseSpecial
- Hit
- Hit
- Partial
- Miss
SP327South Park (Not Suitable for Children)Special
- Hit
- Partial
- Hit
- Miss
SP328South Park: The End of ObesitySpecial
- Hit
- Hit
- Hit
- Miss

Season 29's premiere is scored only where the public premise is solid. The rest of that season is on this list as not scored. Speculative hunches are not in this ledger, and they do not pad the average.

Counting the hits while the misses heckle